We take our jobs very seriously, so we made sure to visit as many strip joints as possible-from full nude spots to topless and bikini clubs-to definitively decide on the cream of the crop. Since some clubs enforce a dress code, be sure to plan accordingly. Be sure to bring plenty of singles (cash, that is) to avoid visiting their ATM serving up $20 bills. Chances are good your experience will at least be good people watching, even if you don't get googly-eyed.
The talent ranges in age, size, ethnicity, attractiveness and friendliness, but as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Most strip clubs are open nightly until the wee hours of the morning, so don't think of them just for Saturday night bachelor parties – they can also serve as Tuesday night entertainment for one. The city is a land of plenty when it comes to scantily clad ladies-but how to find the best ones? Heading to a strip club may seem straightforward, but there’s a lot going on under the surface and more than a few factors to consider when determining the best L.A. take may forms, from tried and true joints in the Valley to Hollywood mainstays made famous by the likes of Mötley Crue.